Men Are Hard To Please (ahaksss)

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely,
he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him,
he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him,
he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him,
u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE,
u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams,
he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!!!

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bukan tak pernah mencuba,
tapi letih melaluinya...
bukan tak pernah mencari,
tapi penat menanti...

pernah menunggu,
tapi yang ditunggu tak pernah mengerti.
lelaki hadir dan pergi,
ada manis, ada pahit,
tapi aku tak kisah...
sukati korang le... aku senang begini.

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ahakss... dan bondaku masih lagi dengan usahanya. mencari penawar kesunyian anakandanya ini. arghhh... bonda, kau terlalu penyabar melayan kerenahku... hehehehe... meh sini tangan tu, anak bonda ni nak kucup...! hahahahaha...

"zaff, ahad ni jumpa ngan budak tu ye. dia datang rumah kita. pakcik ko yang bawak nanti. kita buat makan-makan tengahari."

bonda.. bonda.. hahahahahaha... apa lagi yang boleh aku jawab, selain,

"ye lah mak. hahahaha... jangan dia terperanjat tengok zaff bukak gigi palsu nanti dah le! hahahaha"

"ishhh budak nih! saje le tu nak main-main!"

dan aku berikan janjiku pada bonda yang aku akan menurut kemahuannya yang satu ini. masakkan lauk makan tengahari untuk sumer orang! hahahahaha... janji nak 'sangkut' tu belum buleh buat lagi ekk! hahahahaha... amende le aku nak pakai ekk hari ahad nih? err... kebaya nyonya?? hahahaha... err... bermuda ngan t-shirt?? hek hek hek... ahhhh sudahhhhh alahaiiiiiii! hahahahaha...
2 Responses
  1. Anonymous Says:
    7/14/2006 3:22 PM

    hi zaff...
    emm.. pandai masak eh... leh masakkan kiter sup kentang tak..? leh eh.....


  2. zaffey Says:
    7/14/2006 3:36 PM

    anak manja mak:
    hi dear... tak le pandai pon.. pandai nyepahkan ye le! sup kentang ekk... hmmm.. hmmm.. sup kentang ekk...? (psstt! mak! tolongggg!!) :P


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